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In the picture shown, there is a mysterious boat approaching a dock. Though it may appear to be so, this is no ordinary boat. This is a magical boat that travels all over the world handing out grape flavored popsicles to those who it feels worthy. The two young men shown in the picture are both ready to show who deserves the popsicle more, and can’t wait to get under way. As the ship approaches the dock, they learn that their first task is to see who can name off every president in the history of the United States the fastest. Dennis, the boy shown on the left wins this one because he got a 100 in history. The next task is to see who can hold their breath the longest. The man on the right, Desmond, wins this one by a landslide, as he got a 98 in breath holding class in school, and also had a bachelor’s degree in lung capacity management.  And now for the final test, the one for all the marbles. Name off as many Robin Williams films as you can in one minute.  Desmond gets off to a quick start, and he is on a roll. He has movie after movie rolling off the tip of his tongue, and his breath management degree allows him to name them without breathing, but Dennis isn’t ready to give in just yet. The two are neck and neck down to the last second, and at the end, both end the competition with 14 movies. A dead tie. Sudden death overtime is the only tiebreaker for this one.  The competition is to see who can blink the hardest, something that Dennis had been practicing for in anticipation of this contest. The blinks are recorded by using a Blinkascope invented by Sir. Heinz Nehnehberg of Erightville.  Just as the contest comes to an end, the two hear a blood curdling screech. Before the two of them can even open their eyes, they feel a pinch at their lower left but cheeks. Next thing they know,they have been turned into tootsie rolls and are eaten by Robin Williams.