Tuesday, February 7, 2012

K1


In the second picture, the man shown is named Edmond, and he is very unhappy. First of all, he is upset at the fact that the delivery guy got his order wrong. He ordered a tuna fish sub with black olives, yet received a tuna fish sub with green olives.  The second reason why he is upset is because when he called the restaurant back to change his order, his phone cord was chewed in half by a small baby Hermit Crab named Nelson Bonaroo the third. Nelson gets sick pleasure out of chewing people’s phone cords, but it appears that this time his dastardly deeds are finally going to catch up to him.  In the picture he’s in the middle of a mad dash from Edmond, because quite frankly, Edmond has had enough.  But not only does he want to smash Nelson for chewing his phone cord, but Edmond has a little something more in mind. Edmond made a deal with the colored man that lives in his attic named Roger, that if he brought Nelson to him, dead or alive, then he would single handedly buy for Edmond, Ferngully : The Last Rainforest. Many may not know this, but Ferngully has secretly been Edmond's favorite movie for as long as he can remember, but he has always been too embarrassed to buy it because his everybody would make fun of him for it.  So we now have a man who has not only been deprived of his precious black olives for the evening, but hasn’t seen Ferngully, his favorite movie since he was just a boy. So as you might imagine, he really wants to catch that hermit crab. However, just as Edmond finally cornered the little devil, the biggest swing of the story occurred. For, there never really was a Hermit Crab named Nelson, instead it was a naked Robin Williams who had been causing all of the mischief.  The award winning actor smiled, sipped a glass of Tang, and everyone died.

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